Hey, Listen Friend, Why Don't You Pull Up A Chair
I'll Tell You A Story About A Boy In Despair
It Was A Hot Summer Day, Just Like Any In L.A.

This Boy Went Out With His Friend
In Search Of A Girlfriend

It Happens Every Saturday
They Meet, They Talk, And Have A Shot
He Takes Her Home, They Fuck
They Never Speak To Each Other Again
A Typical One Night Stand
Such A Waste, Such A Shame
This Boy's Got No Bad Intentions
Just Looking For Attention
In A World That's Turned Him Down And Down
And Down And Down He Goes

So Many Days Had Passed Since I Spoke To Him
Picked Up The Phone, Gave Him A Ring, He Wasn't In
His Roommate Said He Wasn't In
What A Waste Of A Life
He Drank And Fucked Until The Day He Took A Dive

I Used To Hang With My Friend
In Search Of A Girlfriend

It Happens Every Saturday
They Meet, They Talk, And Have A Shot
He Takes Her Home, They Fuck
They Never Speak To Each Other Again
A Typical One Night Stand
Such A Waste, Such A Shame
This Boy's Got No Bad Intentions
Just Looking For Attention
In A World That's Turned Him Down And Down
And Down And Down He Goes