Sleigh Bells Jingle-ling Rin Jing Jingle-ling

Horses, Horses, Horses, Horses.

Sleigh Bells Jingle-ling Ring Jing Jingle-ling (gunshot)



Santa Claus Suck My Balls

Drunk As Hell Rinking Bells At The Malls

Dancer, Prancer, Dixon, And Qupid

I'm A Get Stupid, Ha Ha Ha, Eh

I Sat Around All Night Under The Chimney

Holdin My Sack Like "gimme Gimme"

I Know That He's Commin, He's Commin He Must

Lookin Up Nuthin But Rust, Dust.

Turn On My Tv The Very Next Day

I See Your Gettin Payed Leadin The Parade

I'm That Sniper On The Buildin

Listen To My Nine Go Click, Santas A Fat Bitch



Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch

(Santa Claus Is A Fat Fat Bitch)

Another Year And I Aint Get Shit

(Another Year I Aint Get Shit)

If I Hear Him Land On My Roof

(Ohh My Undertaker)

I'm A Bust Your Ass In The Too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth



Yeah I Got Somthin To Say About St. Nick

Fuck That Hoe He Never Brought Jack Shit

No Toys, Candy Canes, Just A Lump Of Coal,

So I Eat It, Cuz There Ain't Nuttin In The Cubbards

So I'll Be Quick, Quick And Brief

Alls I Need For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

I Got My Teeth, Kicked Out My Mouth

I Need A Few New Ones Could You Help Me Out

Should Of Known I Guessed I'd Show Not A Steak

No Kinda Gift I Didn't Get Shit

Some Say I Was Bad But That Wasn't It

It's All Because, Santas A Fat Bitch



Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch

(Santa Fuck You Cuz Your A Hoe)

Another Year And I Ain't Got Shit

(Another Year I Ain't Get Shit)

If I Hear Him Land On My Roof

I'm A Bust Your Ass In The Too-hoo-hoo-hoo-hooth



"Oh-ho-ho Don't Go That Way Roudolf Thats The Ghettoo.

Ho-ho, Those Boys And Girls Don't Deserve Anything."

(Background:)

Slaybells Ringling Jing Jing Jingle-ling Horses, Horses, Horses, Horses



Santa Claus, Santa Claus Where You Been?

I See You Got Cookies And Milk On Your Chin