(Eyz)Look Some Cute Little Kids!(Goddess) Yeah! (Scorch) Looks Like They're Caroling! (Blue Angel)Lets Ask If We Can Join. (Scorch) Sure. Let's Learn The Song Okay?(All) Okay! Hey Kids! (Kids)Yeah Ladies? (Eyz) Teach Us Your Song. (Kids) Okay!This Is About Santa In The Olden Days.



You Know Slacker, And Faker, And Loser, And Booger:Wedgie, And Bully, And Hooter, And Sugar...
But Do You Recall-The Most Scary Reindeer Of All....
(Mockingly)Its Not Rudolph!

Perry The Hairy Reindeer- Had Hair That Was Hard To Brush.
I Got Caught In His Afro-
When He Was In A Rush.

All Of The Other Reindeer, Laughed At His Blue Mane.
It Drove Him Up The Wall-
To The Point He Was Insane!

Then After The Funeral, The Reindeer Got Very Brave.
They Went Out At Midnight-
And Dug Up His Grave!

Then All Of A Sudden, He Awoke From The Dead.
Chopped Off All Of His Hair-
Sent It To Their Heads.

(Mockingly)
And They Were Only Seen Again By Their Mirrors. But They Broke-Ha Ha Ha!

(Goddess) Cute Kids! (Blue) Yeah. They Called Us Ladies!(Scorch) Jonny! Put Down That Snowball!

SPLAT!