I Have A Dream About A Lazy River
After A Drink Or Two
I See Myself In The Water Like A Mirror
But I Don't See You

So I'll Meet You At The Royal Infirmary
We Can Be Together Have Some Fun
At The Royal Infirmary
Maybe We Can Get Along

I Had A Dream About A Bad Connection
I Just Couldn't Get Through
I Left A Message With The Operator
A Time To Place A Rendez Vous

I'll Meet You At The Royal Infirmary
We Can Be Together Have Some Fun
At The Royal Infirmary
Maybe We Can Get Along

We'll Be Dancing And Singing
Practise Mudslinging
And When Things Get Scary
We'll Say Three Hail Marys
Drink Till The Morning Then
Off With The Fairies

I'll Meet You At The Royal Infirmary
We Can Be Together Have Some Fun
At The Royal Infirmary
Maybe We Can Get Along