The Whole Kit And Caboodle Is In Disrepair

There's No Where To Go That's Not Here

Little Captains And Cuckoos From Here To Timbuktu

Are Counting Their Dough In The Mirror



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Singing Rooty Toot Toot For The Moon

It's The Biggest Star I've Ever Seen

It's A Pearl Of Wisdom, A Slice Of Green Cheese

Burning Just Like Kerosene, Burning Just Like Kerosene



He Was Just Some Young White Kid Trying To Sing Tough And Black

With Gravel And Spit In His Voice

He Laughed At The Things We Do, The Radio Laughed Too

I Held Up My Arms To Rejoice



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So God Bless Motorcycles And Far Out Heavy Trifles

You Know You Can't Memorize Them

Hang Your Hat On Your Nose, Don't Hide In Your Clothes

Smile At Someone, Begin To Begin



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