Got A Deadly Toy

To Brainwash Your Boy



An Egocentric Muscle Thug

Kicks Butt On Screen Like A Brat Outa Hell

Bullshitter In The Indochina Shop

Pull The String In His Back, We Win The War



That We Never Should Have Started At All



A Cabbage Patch Terrorist To Call Our Own

Who Rewrites History With A Machine Gun

Don't Think About It-KILL IT

That's What We Teach Your Child



RAMBOZO

RAMBOZO

RAMBOZO The Clown

To Draft Age Kids

It Sure Looks Like Fun-

"Kill 'em All

And Let God Sort 'em Out."

Like Video Games-no Mess

Just Fuel For A Mass Lapse Of Common Sense

You Can Be Don Quixote

We'll Dice You With Our Windmill Blades



Brawn Over Brain

Means A Happy Ending

G.I. Joe In The Cereal Bowl

Grey Shrapnel-flavored Chewing Gum

Mass Murder Ain't Just Painless

Now We've Made It Cute



RAMBOZO

RAMBOZO

RAMBOZO The Clown

War Is Sexy

War Is Fun

Iron Ego

Red Dawn

Be A Wolverine. You'll Rule The Hills

Just Get Some Guns And Cheerios

Any Kid Can Conquer Libya

Just Steal A Fighter Plane



Look Who Came Home In A Wheelchair

V.A. Hospital, They Don't Care

"We're The Machine

You're Just A Tool."

Who Fell For The Myth Of Rambozo The Clown