There Ain't Enough Raised Right Men
It Takes A Raised Right Man To Keep A Happy Hen
I Said There Ain't Enough Raised Right Men

Heavens To Murkatroid
Miners To Coal
A Good Women Can Make A Diamond Out Of A Measly Lump Of Coal
You Need The Patience Of A Glacier
If You Can Wait That Long
Open Up His Window And Admit It That You're Wrong

They're Ain't Enough Raised Right Men
It Takes Raised Right Men To Keep A Happy Hen

Mackey Debiasi
Was A Complicated Man
He Quarreled With His Woman
And She Quarreled With Her Man
His Head Was Just Too Thick
So She Knocked Out A Tooth
He's That Lonely Man On The Turnpike In The
Toll Takers Booth

They're Ain't Enough Raised Right Men

Gunplay Maxwell And
Flat Nose George
Ice Pick Ed Newcomb
On A Slab In The Morgue
Flat Nose Looked At Gunplay
And They All Looked At Me
With A Good Woman's Love We
Could Have Saved All Three
And There Ain't Enough Raised Right Men
It Takes Raised Right Men To Keep A Happy Hen
There Ain't Enough Raised Right Men