There's A Quarter Of A Man In The Market
With A Quarter Of A Car So Its Easy To Park It
He Gets To The Counter He Saves What He Can
But He Only Saves A Quarter He's A Quarter Of A Man
Now This Quarter Of A Man He Got Fired
The Next Damn Day He Got Hired Hired
The Only Thing Wrong With This Plan
He Only Gets A Quarter He's A Quarter Of Man
Every Day He's On The Street
Too Few Quarters To Live Or To Eat
He's So Little The People All Stare
But He Only Pays A Quarter Fare
Oh......
Now The Quarter Of A Man's On Vacation
But He Still Gets His Ration
When He Gets To The Market He Pays What He Can
But He Only Pays A Quarter He's A Quarter Of A Man
Every Day He's On The Street
Too Few Quarters To Live Or To Eat
He's So Little The People All Stare
But He Only Pays A Quarter Fare