I Got Put On The Set, Smokin Jimmy Jacks In A Shack



With My Nigga Coolio, Got Me To' The Fuck Back



High As A UFO, Standin In My Drawers



In The Hall, Talkin To The Walls



Now A Nigga's Spooked, Umm



*Snagglepuss Voice* Heavens To Merkatroids, I'm Looped!



I'm Tripping! *normal Voice* Nigga What Do I See?



It's Me, That Nigga Dub C On The TV



Now I Know I'm Buzzed



Cause I'm On The TV But The TV's Unplugged



Damn, This Shit Is Like The Twilight Zone



*sings Theme* Na-na-na-na, Na-na-na-na; I'm Blowed!



Cause Now I'm Havin Illusions, Illusions



Of Me On Channel Eleven On A Black And White Tube And



Mack And The Gene Are One Of Mine Show



Hangin With Sinead And They Sippin On The Four-oh



Now I Know I'm Trippin *Martin Lawrence Voice* Oh My Goodness!



Let Me Change The TV And



Dizamn! Once Again There I Go



But This Time It's Channel Thirteen On Arsenio



I'm Smokin A Wet One On The Couch



Givin Up A Fat Middle Finger To The Crowd



I'm Faded, But Not In A Way In Which You Ever Seen



Peep The Side Effects, Yeah, I'm On The Set




Chorus: *singers*




Asshole Naked Standin In Front Of The Set; I'm Wet



Ain't No Escapin When Yo' Ass Is Wet; I'm Wet




Look, Look, Way Up In The Sky Everybody Just



Look, Look, And You'll Find Me Flyin High



So There I Was, Standin In Front Of The Set Mesmerized



Kickin Off The Scenery Right Before Me Eyes



High As A Motherfucker What Was I To Do?



Cause Now The Yerm Has Got Me Thinkin I'm On Channel Two



Peep It -- Bip-bip-bip Like The Bi-on-ic Man I'm Out Of Control



And Now I See Myself On Highway Patrol



Runnin From The Feds Tryin To Make My Get Away



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