I Wrote Unfriendly Things, Truly Cruel, On The Day That You Were Born To Prove That Words Cannot Touch Beauty But I Was Torn I Put It Off, I Put It Off, I Put It Off Again I Made Degenerate Art For The Religious Right On The Day That You Were Born I Had A Passion To Experiment But I Was Torn I Put It Off, I Put It Off, I Put It Off Again I Played Love Tara By Eric's Trip On The Day That You Were Born I Had To Find The Cuteness In The Unadorned But I Was Torn I Put It Off, I Put It Off, I Put It Off Again I Put It On, I Put It On, I Put It On Again