I Was Fighting The Mold In My Bowl With My Pee,
When A Thought Popped Into My Brain.
If All Of Us Hated High School So Much,
Why Was Nothing Ever Changed?
So I Called Brian Up, With My Plan That's Red Hot.
It Was A Private Institution In The Name Of Punk-rock.
We Got Some Government Funding,
And Our Own Private Road,
And 666 For Our Radio Snow Code.

I Had A Dream, When I Was In High School
That I Attended, The Punk Rock Academy.
I Had A Dream, When I Was In High School,
That I Attended The Punk Rock Academy.

Chris Jensen's Teaching Science & He's Still Running Mountain.
We Fired The Guy From Bad Religion Cuz He Sold Punk Rock Out,
And We'll Give The Dirty Punks A Dip & Get Rid Of All Their Fleas.
And We'll Never Ever Buy Anything With A UPC.

I Had A Dream, When I Was In High School
That I Attended, The Punk Rock Academy.
I Had A Dream, When I Was In High School,
I Was At The Punk Rock Academy,
And No One Made Fun Of Me.

The Punk Rock Academy.
Where All The Students,
They're Diagnosed With ADD.
Take Me Home Tonight.
I Don't Wanna Let You Go Til The Feelin's Right.
Take Me Home Tonight.
I Don't Wanna Let You Go Til The Feelin's Right.

We'll Import A Token Jock, & Then We'll Kick His Token Ass!
And There Will Never Ever Be A Physical Education Class!
Think About It And You'll Agree.
It's The Bizzity Bizzity Bomb!