They Do It Down On Camber Sands,

They Do At Waikiki

Lazing About The Beach All Day,

At Night The Crickets Creepy

Squinting Faces At The Sky

A Harold Robbins Paperback

Surfers Drop Their Boards And Dry

And Everybody Wants A Hat

But Behind The Chalet

My Holiday`s Complete

And I Feel Like William Tell

Maid Marian On Her Tiptoed Feet

Pulling Mussels From A Shell



Shrinking In The Sea So Cold

Topless Ladies Look Away

A He-man In Asudden Shower

Shelters From The Rain

You Wish You Had A Motor Boat

To Pose Around The Harbour Bar

And When The Sun Goes Off To Bed

You Hook It Up Behind The Car

But Behind The Chalet

My Holiday`s Complete

And I Feel Like William Tell

Maid Marian On Her Tiptoed Feet

Pulling Mussels From A Shell.



Two Fat Ladies Window Shop

Somethingfor The Mantelpiece

In For Bingo All The Nines

A Panda For Sweet Little Niece

The Coach Drivers Stand About

Looking At A Local Map

About The Boy`s He`s Gone Away

Down To Next Door Caravan.

But Behind The Chalet

My Holiday`s Complete

And I Feel Like William Tell

Maid Marian On Her Tiptoed Feet

Pulling Mussels From A Shell.