Well I Fumbled For A Pencil And My I'm So Sorry Pad

And I Wrote Until I Sprained My Stupid Brain

Well You Know That There's A Reason Why I Made This Up So Fast

I Thought I'd Never Get A Chance To Say

What's On My Mind, I'm Never Kind

When My Vocabulary's Secondary To A Bottle Of

Wine



But I Promise I Can Love You

Just Like A Man

And I Promise I Can Hold You

Like Nobody Can



I Never Knew The Difference Between Bullshit And Sincere

As Long As It Sounded Good While Coming Out

And I Can't Blame It On My Father, He Gave Me My First Beer

And He Held My Head Back As I Puked It Out

What Was I Saying, There I Go Playing



The Game I Know So Well

Talking About Myself When It Should Be You



But I Promise I Can Love You

Just Like A Man

And I Promise I Can Hold You

Like Nobody Can