Plump Man On A Throne With A Body Large,

Totally Controlling Israel From Afar.

From Moab He Had Come Upon Us.

He Seldomly Refused When He Passed A McDonald's.

He's Plump,

He's Plump,

He's Been Widespread.

He's Plump,

He's Plump,

He's Plump,

Politely Said.

Plump King Eglon Made Life A Pain,

So The Israelites All Cried To God To End His Reign.

God Sent Ehud To Save The Land.

In Judges Chapter 3 It Talks About His Secret Plan.

He's Plump,

He's Plump,

A King-sized Bed.

He's Plump,

He's Plump,

He's Plump,

He Might Regret.

Eglon Was Left Alone With Ehud Because He Said To The King,

I've Got A Word Of God.

He Pulled A Sword Out From Underneath.

Plump Got The Point;

It Went Very Deep.

He's Plump,

He's Plump,

He's Been Quiet.

He's Plump,

He's Plump,

He's Plump,

He Might Be Dead.

Is Eglon Out Of Our Hair?

I Think So.

Is Eglon Out Of His Chair?

I Think So.

Was Eglon Caught Unprepared?

I Think So.

Where's Eglon?

Down Over There.