Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone,
Oh, Honey Though Our Friendship Ceases, From Now On;
And, Listen, If You Can't Say Anything Real Nice,
It's Better Not To Talk At All, Is My Advice.

We're Parting, You Go Your Way I'll Go Mine,
It's Best That We Do;
Here's A Kiss! I Hope That This Brings Lots Of Luck To You.

Makes No Difference How I Carry On,
Remember, Please Don't Talk About Me When I'm Gone.