Mother, Mother Ocean, I Have Heard You Call
Wanted To Sail Upon Your Waters Since I Was Three Feet Tall
You've Seen It All, You've Seen It All
Watched The Men Who Rode You Switch From Sails To Steam
And In Your Belly You Hold The Treasures Few Have Ever Seen
Most Of 'em Dreams, Most Of 'em Dreams
Yes I Am A Pirate, Two Hundred Years Too Late
The Cannons Don't Thunder, There's Nothin' To Plunder
I'm An Under-forty Victim Of Fate
Arriving Too Late, Arriving Too Late
I've Done A Bit Of Smugglin', I've Run My Share Of Grass
I Made Enough Money To Buy Miami, But I Pissed It Away So Fast
Never Meant To Last, Never Meant To Last
And I Have Been Drunk Now For Over Two Weeks
I Passed Out And I Rallied And I Sprung A Few Leaks
But I Got Stop Wishin', Got To Go Fishin'
Down To Rock Bottom Again
Just A Few Friends, Just A Few Friends

I Go For Younger Women
Lived With Several Awhile
And Though I Ran Away
They'll Come Back One Day
And I Still Can Manage A Smile
It Just Takes A While
Just Takes A While

Mother, Mother Ocean
After All These Years I've Found
My Occupational Hazard Being
My Occupation's Just Not Around
I Feel Like I've Drowned
Gonna Head Uptown