VINCENT


You Want Some Bacon?


JULES


No, Man, I Don't Eat Pork.


VINCENT


Are You Jewish ?


JULES


No, I Ain't Jewish, I Just Don't Dig On Swine, That's All.


VINCENT


Why Not?


JULES


Pigs Are Filthy Animals. I Don't Eat Filthy Animals.


VINCENT


But Bacon Tastes Good, Pork Chops Taste Good...


JULES


Hey, Sewer Rat May Taste Like Pumpkin Pie,


But I'd Never Know 'cause I Wouldn't Eat The Filthy Motherfuckers.


Pigs Sleep And Root In Shit, That's A Filthy Animal.


I Don't Eat Nothin' That Ain't Got Sense Enough To Disregard Its Own Feces.


VINCENT


How About A Dog? A Dog Eats Its Own Feces


JULES


I Don't Eat Dog Either


VINCENT


Yeah, But Do You Consider A Dog To Be A Filthy Animal?


JULES


I Wouldn't Go So Far As To Call A Dog Filthy, But It's Definately Dirty.


But, Dogs Got Personality, Personality Goes A Long Way.


VINCENT


So By That Rationale, If A Pig Had A Better Personality, He Would Cease To Be A Filty Animal. Is That True?


JULES


We' Have To Be Talkin' 'bout One Charmin' Motherfuckin' Pig.


I Mean He'd Have To Be Ten Times More Charmin' Than That Arnold On Green Acres, You Know What I'm Sayin'?