She Left Me Just The Other Night
Came Back The Very Next Day
I Decided To Drink Some Wine
Cause I Couldn't Get My Way
Oh I Said I'm Gonna Leave
But I Guess I'm Gonna Stay

If I Was A Rooster
I Would Cockadoodle All Day
If I Was An Eagle
I Would Try To Fly Away
Oh I Said I'm Gonna Leave
But I Guess I'm Gonna Stay

How Come You Never Know
What It Is I'm Trying To Say?
How Come It's Freezing Cold
When We're In The Month Of May?
Oh I Said I'm Gonna Leave
But I Guess I'm Gonna Stay