[Tax Man/The Beatles]
(one, Two, Thray, Four, One, Two [nasal Hocking Sound])

I Used To Be A Pinball Freak
That's Where You'd Find Me Every Week
But Now It's Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah It's The Pac-ma-an!

I Love To Gobble Up Those Dots
Keep Pumpin' Quarters In The Slots
They Call It "Pacman"!
Ye-ea-ah It's The Pac-ma-an!

At The Game Arcade
They Say I'm "hard Core"
I Can Play All Day
'til My Hands Are Sore
And I Quit My Job
Just To Play Some More
But I Won't Give Up
'til I Break High Score

Pacman! [music From Pacman "intermission"]

Well It's The Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah It's The Pac-ma-an!

Well It Takes A Lot Of Cash To Play
(Pacman! Get The Cherry!)
So I'm Gonna Sell My House Today
(Pacman! Eat 'em Up!)

I'm Playin' Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah It's The Pac-ma-an!

Hey Mom, I Won't Be Home This Year
(Pacma-an!)
Please Forward All My Mail Right Here!
(Pacma-an!)
I'm At The Pacman!
Ye-ea-ah It's The Pac-ma-an!

...and You're Playing With No One But Me
Pacman!
[music From Pacman "intermission"]
[sound From When Pacman Dies]