Shiny Button-down Clown Suit
Oxymoron
(Repeat)
F**ked Up The Simplest Of Chores
Mister Constant Consternation
And His Declaration Of War
Makes A Fist Out Of Demands
With His Plasticene Hands
Matey Makes A Big, Big Deal
And Matey Makes A Big Big Meal
Boasts Of A Conscience So Big
It Means His Uniform Won't Fit
Cooking Books And Punching Drunks
Working For The Real Crooks
The Good Cop
Oxymoron
(Repeat)
I Don't Believe In The Good Cop
I Don't Believe In The Good Cop
I Don't Believe
At The Ticket Inspector's Party
Prison Guards Eye Store Detectives
All Good Fighters Of Crime
Same Repeated Chat-up Line
Are You Well Tooled Up
Come And Have A Go If You Think
You're Hard Enough
Watch Them Tighten Their Straps
Yes Sir I Switched On The Taps
Heads To Crack, Eyes To Black
Bureaucrats Will Cover Your Tracks
Here's How Your Dictatorships Begin
Fools Obey Without Thinking
The Good Cop
Oxymoron
(Repeat)
I Don't Believe In The Good Cop
I Don't Believe In The Good Cop
I Don't Believe
(Repeat)