I'm Just An Ordinary
Same Old, Nothing New
I Can Tell You Ordinary
Same Old, Nothing Things
CHORUS:
Say Something Funny
Or Say Something Smart
Say Something Clever
I Would But You Know I Can't
I've Got No Intellectual Inspiration
Wish I Had Some Entertaining Things
That I Could Say
CHORUS
I'm Just An Ordinary
Same Old, Nothing Me
You Know My Eloquence Is Not Quite
What It Used To Be
CHORUS
I Would If I Only Could But You Know I Can't