Born In The Middle Of A Second Big Baby Boom
Those Noisy Boys Just Might Have Spoken Up Too Soon
Now I'm Looking For A Little Girl, I Wonder Where She's Gone
Big Money For Families Having More Than One

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Opportunity, Opportunity
This Is Your Big Opportunity
They Shop Around
Follow You Without A Sound
Whatever You Do Now
Don't Turn Around

Whatever Happened To The Pride Of The Nation?
They Say, "just Wait Until You Break Formation"
She Was Sitting Pretty On A Velvet Cushion
But Her Bedroom Eyes Were Like A Button She Was Pushing
She Said, "When They Get To Dover They'll Be Be Taking Over"
I Said I'd Come To Her Defense And Then She Pulled Me Over

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I'm In The Foxhole, I'm Down In The Trench
I'd Be A Hero But I Can't Stand The Stench
The Fitness Institute Was Full Of General Motormen
And The "Hello House Of Beauty" Wouldn't Stand A Chance With Them
The Chairman Of This Boredom Is A Compliment Collector
I'd Like To Be His Funeral Director

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Please Don't Turn Around...