(copyright Steven Cavanagh 1993-2002)


He Has Bat-wing Ears Of Ridiculous Size
And He Looks Like A Duck With Detachable Eyes
And He's Only Around For The Comic Relief
He Speaks Like A Child, And He's Only A Gungan To Me.

He's The Galaxy's Most Irrepressable Loser
Introduces Himself Saying "whosa Are Yousa?"
Why Anakin Likes Him, I Really Can't See
Walks Like A Cartoon, And He's Only A Gungan To Me

He, Makes A Fool Of Himself
Always Bumbling Around
Such A Brainless Reptile.
Oh, I Can't Figure Him Out
But I'm Not Taken In
By That Big Goofy Smile

Our Sense Of Absurd Is What's Caused All The Teasin'
He's A General For No Understandable Reason
And His Own People Banished Him, 'cause They Could See
That He's Clumsy, And Stupid, He's Only A Gungan To Me.

He, Can't Take Care Of Himself
If He Happened To Die
I Don't Think That I'd Mourn.
Oh, I Once Told Qui-Gon Jinn
My Opinion Of Him
A "pathetic Life Form"

He Fried His Own Brain While Retrieving A Tool
He Always Tries Hard To Be Somebody's Fool
And He Won't Be Here In Twenty Years, I Forsee
So I'm Hoping Like You That He Dies In Part Two,
Cause He's Only A Gungan To Me.