Thanks, But No Thanks
I Didn't Come Here To Dance
I'm With Somebody, I'm Afraid I'll Have To Pass
Two Years Ago He Left Me, Now His Memory's Back Around
One's A Couple Baby,
Two's A Crowd

We Came In Here To Be Alone
No TV, No Telephone
Two Old Flames Out On The Town
One Still Burns, And One's Burned Out
One's A Couple Baby,
Two's A Crowd

They Institutionalize People For Actin' Like I Do
I'm Drinkin' With Somebody, That Ain't In The Room
Can't You See We're Busy, Trying To Work Our Problems Out?
One's A Couple Baby,
Two's A Crowd

We Came In Here To Be Alone
No TV, No Telephone
Two Old Flames Out On The Town
One Still Burns, And One's Burned Out
One's A Couple Baby,
Two's A Crowd

We Came In Here To Be Alone
No TV, No Telephone
Two Old Flames Out On The Town
One Still Burns, And One's Burned Out
One's A Couple Baby,
Two's A Crowd

One's A Couple Baby,
Two's A Crowd