There's Been Some Hard Feelings Here

About Some Words That Were Said

There's Been Some Hard Feelings Here

And What Is More

There's Been A Bloody Purple Nose

And Some Bloody Purple Clothes

That Were Messing Up The Lobby Floor

It's Just Apartment House Rules

So All You 'partment Fools

Remember: One Man's Ceiling

Is Another Man's Floor

Remember: One Man's Ceiling

Is Another Man's Floor



There's Been Some Strange Goin's On

And Some Folks Have Come And Gone

And The Elevator Man Don't Work No More

I Heard A Racket In The Hall

And I Thought I Heard A Fall

But I Never Opened Up My Door

It's Just Apartment House Sense

It's Like Apartment Rents

Remember: One Man's Ceiling

Is Another Man's Floor

Remember: One Man's Ceiling

Is Another Man's Floor



And There's An Alley

In The Back Of My Building

Where Some People Congregate In Shame

I Was Walking With My Dog

And The Night Was Black With Smog

When I Thought I Heard Somebody

Call My Name