She's Always Appearing With A Band Of Renown
You Want To Go And See Her When You're Feeling Down
She's A Breathtaking Spectacle, With Guaranteed Hope
She'll Make You Feel Good, 'cause She's The Best Thing Since Soap
She'll Greet You In The Alley With A .45 Smile [or Fortified Smile]
She's The Original Sideshow And She's Got Her Own Style.

Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Fun
Yes, I Say, Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Fun
'Cause She's A Oklahoma Backroom Dancer, Watch Her Run.

Now, She Dances On Air Just Like Superman's Child
Like A [???]she's Wild But She's Mild
She's More Fun Than Colorado, And More Far-out Than Maine
She Comes On Like Thunder And She's More Right Than Rain
She's The Mother Of Earth, And The Goddess Of [???]
She's The Chicken And The Egg And Whichever Came First.

Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Chance
Oh, I Say Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Chance.
'Cause She's A Oklahoma Backroom Dancer, Watch Her Dance.

Yeah, I Say Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Fun
Yeah, I Say Pardon My Baby, She Got To Have Her Fun
Yes, She's A Oklahoma Backroom Dancer, Watch Her Run.

Woooo!My, My!