Well We Come From Alabama

But We're In Afghanistan

We're Navy Seals And Green Berets Huntin' For A Man



They Say He Has A Bearded Face

A Diaper On His Head

I Heard We Won't Be Coming Home

Until That Fucker's Dead



Oh Bin Laden

Don't You Die Too Quick

I've Come To Fuck Your Fanny

With Some Anthrax On My Dick



Osama's Finally Captured

Was Not Caught Off His Dork

Let's Handcuff Both His Testicles

And Drag Him To New York



There We Contact A Firemen

Turn On A Power Hose

Screw It To His Sphincter

Till The Shit Comes Out His Nose



Oh Bin Laden

Don't You Die Too Quick

I've Come To Fuck Your Fanny

With Some Anthrax On My Dick



We Realized That Prison Food Would Probably Give Him Gas

So Instead Let's Launch A Bunker Bomb Up His Fucking Ass



Goodbye Asshole

You Fucking Make Me Gag

You're Like Ten Pounds Of Camel Shit

In A Nine Pound Bag