Well An Octopus' Life Isn't Easy
I Want To Tell You Why
Too Many Arms To Wave Hello With
Too Many To Wave Good-bye
Oh No, No, No
I Just Don't Know Which Arms To Use
I've Got The 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 Blues

I Took A Fish On A Date To The Movies
She Said, "Honey Put Your Arms Around Me Tight"
I Said, "By The Time I Put All My Arms Around You
Gonna Be Sometime Next Wednesday Night!"
Oh No, No, No
Life Is Just Full Of Tough News
I've Got The 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 Blues

I've Got Trouble With My Girlfriend Among Other Things
She's An Octopus And She Says To Me,
"Honey, Please Buy Me 8 Diamond Rings!"
Oh No, No, No
Life Is Full Of Tough News
I've Got The 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 Blues
I Said The 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8 Blues
The Octopus Blues