(Dean Dillon/Hank Cochran/Royce Porter)

If You Leave Me, I Won't Miss You,
And I Won't Ever Take You Back.
Girl, Your Mem'ry Won't Ever Haunt Me
'Cause I Don't Love You, And Now If You'll Buy That.

I Got Some Ocean Front Property In Arizona.
From My Front Porch You Can See The Sea.
I Got Some Ocean Front Property In Arizona.
If You'll Buy That, I'll Throw The Golden Gate In Free.

I Don't Worship The Ground You Walk On.
I Never Have And That's A Fact.
I Won't Follow Or Try To Find You
'Cause I Don't Love You, And Now If You'll Buy That.

I Got Some Ocean Front Property In Arizona.
From My Front Porch You Can See The Sea.
I Got Some Ocean Front Property In Arizona.
If You'll Buy That, I'll Throw The Golden Gate In Free.

Yeah, If You'll Buy That I'll Throw The Golden Gate In Free.