Welcome To My Breakfast Table This Is What You'll Find

A Different Kind Of Breakfast Food That Leaves The Real Ones Far Behind

What's The F**king Deal, All These Brand Names All Around

They Raise The Prices, Raise My Rent, But Do Not Make A Sound



Now I'm Getting Older These Changes In My Life

It's The Quaker Man He's The One I Give My Hand

He's The One Who Picks My Wife For Me

I Think That He Is God

You Know It's True

He's The One Who Picks My Wife For Me



Jesus Christ, Holy Shit, Now What's The F**king Deal?

How The Hell Should I Go On If There's No More Sex Appeal

I Give You Flakes

I Give You Puffs Of Corn Right Off The Shelf

I Know You Never Thought Of That

I Know You Never Thought Of It



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