When I Was, Yeah, High ′til I Was Three
I Suffered From Petit Mal Epilepsy
Any Excitement Gave Me A FitBut There Were Drugs To Cure Me Of It

Weird Diseases
I Get Weird Diseases
Whenever Krishna Sneezes
I Get Weird Diseases

So At The Least Sign Of Emotion
I Got A Tranquilizing Potion
Thus From The Time I Was A Young Boy
I Could Feel Neither Anger Nor Joy

Just Weird Diseases
Random Weird Diseases
Once From Eating Recalled Cheeses
I Got Weird Diseases

Nearly Fatal Renal Cysts
Maybe Asperger's If That Exists
Pityriasis Rosea
Two Separate Times Giardia

Weird Diseases
I Get Weird Diseases
Wafting On The Toxic Breezes
I Get Weird Diseases

Debilitating Spider Bites
Hiccups For Three Days And Nights
A Thousand Earaches, One Deformed Eardrum
Hyperacusis, What′s That From?

It's From Weird Diseases
I Get Weird Diseases
Whenever Baby Jesus Pleases
He Gives Me Weird Diseases

Chronic Fatigue
COPD
Petit Mal Epilepsy
Two Big Holes Inside My Brain
Migraine Aura Sans Migraine

Weird Diseases
I Get Weird Diseases

Weird Diseases
Weird Diseases
I Get Weird Diseases