We Just Wrote This Song On The Bus The Other Day So Just Sit Back And Relax

I'm The 7 Foot Man,
I've Commited No Crime,
Bumping My Head Into Doorways,
It Happens All The Time,
I'm 7 Feet Tall,
And I Repeat,
They Dont Make A Ski Boot That Can Fit My Feet,
I'm 7 Feet Tall,
And I Dont Play Basketball,

I'm 7 Feet Tall,
But I'm Still Just A Man,
So Of Course It Hurts Me A Lot,
When I Walk Into The Ceiling Fan,
Small People Say I Wish I Was Him,
But Its Been Nine Years Since I've Had A Trim,
The Barber Says,
I Cant Reach The Top Of His Head,

7 Foot Man,
(ha Ha)I Cannot Hide,
7 Foot Man,
I Know Cause I've Tried,
7 Foot Man,
My Last Girlfriend Died,
Because My Penis,
Is 7 Foot Wide!!!!!!!!!

So The Next Time You See Me,
Walking Around,
And My Head Is Right About To Hit A Tree Branch,
Tell Me To Duck Down,
And I'll Pay You Back ,
Soon You Will See,
By Getting You Frisbee Down From That Tree,
I Do What I Can,
I'm The 7 Foot Man,

7 Foot Man,
7 Foot Man