If You Think You Can, Well Come On Man I Was A Green Beret In Vietnam
No More Of Your Fairy Stories 'Cause I Got My Other Worries

53rd And 3rd Standing On The Street
53rd And 3rd I'm Tryin' To Turn A Trick
53rd And 3rd You're The One They Never Pick
53rd And 3rd Don't It Make You Feel Sick?

If You Think You Can, Well Come On Man I Was A Green Beret In Vietnam
No More Of Your Fairy Stories 'Cause I Got My Other Worries

53rd And 3rd Standing On The Street
53rd And 3rd I'm Tryin' To Turn A Trick
53rd And 3rd You're The One They Never Pick
53rd And 3rd Don't It Make You Feel Sick?

Then I Took Out My Razor Blade Then I Did What God Forbade
Now The Cops Are After Me But I Proved That I'm No Sissy

53rd And 3rd Standing On The Street
53rd And 3rd I'm Tryin' To Turn A Trick
53rd And 3rd You're The One They Never Pick

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