Whilst Robson Plays His Sharp CD
And Beardsley Paints His Lounge "hint Of Green"
And The Big Clubs Dream Of A Superleague
Of Keegan's "reasonable" Three Thousand A Week
But Back At Sinthonia, The Ground's Hardly Packed
And The Bank Won't Give Them An Overdraft
So It's Play A Full Team Of Y.T.S.
Or Get Sponsored By The D.H.S.S.
Oh No!
Oh Yes!