Apparently They Were Travelling Abroad
And They Picked Up Some Hitchhikers...drill
Wake Up You're Dreaming...what...you're Dreading
We Were Moving Away From The Border
Uh What Border? Have A Nice Day...uh...have A Nice Day

We Were Moving Away From The Border
Looking For Somewhere To Sleep
The Two Of Us Sharing The Driving
Two Hitchhikers Slumped In The Back Seat
Hello
I Sneaked A Quick Look In The Mirror
She Gave Me A Smile
I Said "Is Anyone Hungry?
Should We Stop For A While?"
So We Pulled Off Into A Layby
Her Dress Blew Up Over Her Head
I Said "Would You Like To Come With Me?"
She Said Something Foreign Under Her Breah

And The Sun Shone Down On Her Lovely Young Limbs
I Thought To Myself She's Too Good For Him
I Lay Down Besider Her With Tears In My Eyes
She Said