Boys Own Hero Born Again
Savior Of The Empire
Come To Save Our National Game
Against All Odds, And Umpire
Once A Simple Cricketer
Now Champion Of Bravado
He's The Darling Of The Tabloids
'Cause He's Got A Trendy Hairdo
The Game Was Having Trouble
Filling Advertising Space
So Our Hero Padded Up
Media Face, Medium Pace