I'M A PUNK ROCK PROM QUEEN
BROWN PAPER MAGAZINE
HOTTER THAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN
EVERYWHERE AND IN BETWEEN
A TEN-TICKET THRILL RIDE
DON'T YOU WANNA COME INSIDE
A FIVE-STAR TRIPLE-THREAT
HARDEST OF THE HARD TO GET
NO ONE'S LITTLE RED CORVETTE
AIN'T SEEN NOTHING LIKE ME YET

BUT IT TOOK 6 WHOLE HOURS
AND 5 LONG DAYS
4 ALL YOUR LIES TO COME UNDONE
AND THOSE 3 SMALL WORDS
WERE WAY 2 LATE
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'M THE 1

I'M YOUR LATE-NIGHT HEAD RUSH
ACE-HIGH ROYAL FLUSH
RED VELVET ORANGE CRUSH
YOU JUST DON'T IMPRESS ME MUCH
A GLOSSY DOUBLE-COVER SPREAD
OPENED UP INSIDE YOUR HEAD
A BLACK-CHERRY PARADISE
HALF THE SUGAR TWICE THE SPICE
I DON'T WANNA TREAT YOU NICE
COME ON BABY ROLL THE DICE

BUT IT TOOK 6 WHOLE HOURS
AND 5 LONG DAYS
4 ALL YOUR LIES TO COME UNDONE
AND THOSE 3 SMALL WORDS
WERE WAY 2 LATE
'CAUSE YOU CAN'T SEE THAT I'M THE 1