Ring One, A-dung-a-dung-dung
My Name's Violent J And I Staple My Tongue
To The Desk In School, Then I Run Down The Hall
Scaring The Shit Outta All Of Ya'll Bitches
Which Is Why You Don't Invite Mine To Your Party
Just Cause I Don't Look Like Everybody
I Guess You're Just A Bunch Of Hot Shots
They Act Like They've Never Seen A Cyclops
And What's The Big Deal About My Neck?
Just Because Now And Then I Like To Let It Stretch Up
A Couple Feet To Get A Better Sight
Is That Any Reason To Scream And Run In Fright?
No! So, Whats Up With That?
So What If I Got Another Arm Growing Outta My Back
I Guess I'm Just Another Freak Show Thing
And Now They Got Me In The 3 Rings

3 Ring A Ding A Ding Ding
People Love To Point And Stare
3 Ring A Ding A Ding Ding
It's The Same As Everywhere

Ring Two! How Do You Do? I'm Shaggy 2-dope
Chicken-faced Bitch!
You Don't Try To Front Hoe
Try To Play Me Out Just Cause I'm An Albino
So Maybe There's A Sack Growing Out My Neck
But, Don't Jet Baby, Not Yet
Popped Out The Neden Like A Pund Of Lead
Doctor Blew His Back, Rolled And Dropped Me On My Head
Oh Shit! I Knew It Had To F**k Up My Circuits
Cause When I Was 2, My Momma Left Me At The Circus
Abandoned At The Carnival, With The Freak Shows
Like Bat-boy, Hermaphrodite, And Old Man Crow
But Then I Escaped To The Ghetto Zone
Started A Crew Of My Own Muthaf**ka, I'm Not Alone
So Don't Be Sticking Your Finger In My Face Stank
Or Your Stomach Might Recieve A Shank From The 3 Rings

3 Ring A Ding A Ding Ding
People Love To Point And Stare
3 Ring A Ding A Ding Ding
It's The Same As Everywhere

Ring 3, The ICP!
Look If You Want
But I Wouldn't Lay A Hand On Me
That's How You Get F**ked Up
We'll Squeeze Your Windpipe Shut
Yo! I'm A Nerd
Word I Drink Thunderbird
I Chill With My Homies On A Crackhouse Curb
Nobody Want To Hang With A Freak Whos Clinicly Dead With No Heart Beat
F**k That
Bitch Suck That
I Was Born With A Wang, But I Never Had A Nutsac
It's Two Balls Hanging With No Protection, So,
I Move Real Careful And Slow
You Can Call Me A Wierdo, Call Me A Freak
Just Cause My Nose Curls Like The Iron Shiek
Is That The Reason Nobody Wanna Hang
F**k It
I Chill With The 3 Rings

3 Ring A Ding A Ding Ding
People Love To Point And Stare
3 Ring A Ding A Ding Ding
It's The Same As Everywhere