I Can't Believe It,
The Way You Look Sometimes,
Like A Trampled Flag On A City Street,
Oh Yeah,

And I Don't Want It,
The Things You're Offering Me,
Symbolized Bar Code Quick Id,
Oh Yeah,

I'm A 21st Century Digital Boy,
I Don't Know How To Live (or Read)
But I've Got A Lot Of Toys,
My Daddy Is Lazy Middle Class Intellectual,
My Mommy's On Valium,
She's So Ineffectual,
Ain't Life A Mystery?

I Can't Explain It,
The Things They're Saying To Me,
Going Yayayayayayaya,
Oh Yeah,

I Tried To Tell You About No Control,
But Now I Really Don't Know,
And Then You Told Me How Bad You Had To Suffer,
Is That Really All You Have To Offer?

I'm A 21st Century Digital Boy,
I Don't Know How To Live (or Read)
But I've Got A Lot Of Toys,
My Daddy Is Lazy Middle Class Intellectual,
My Mommy's On Valium,
She's So Ineffectual,
Ain't Life A Mystery?