[Mark:] Sunday Football I Got Boot Off The Pitch
Some People Gamble As A Way To Get Rich
I Gotta Find A Better Way To Invest In Zeroes, Oh

[Mark:] They Say That Rents May Damage Your Health
I'd Rather Save It All To Spend On Myself
I Got A Letter Of Eviction And I'm No Hero

[All:] Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh
[Ben:] I'm Not A Saver I'm A Spender (Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-oh)
I'm A One Weekender

[All:] What Can We Do When Our 2 Worlds C**ide?
[Paul:] There's Only 10 Ways To Survive All The Chances Of Knowing
[All:] After A Hard Day Of Work I Go Home
I Dunno Where I'm Going, But I'm Ready To Go
I Made A Lotta Money, But Got Nothing To Show
And Now It's 2:59 And I'm Still Waiting For The Train To Go Home

[Chris:] I've Been Thinking 'bout The Meaning Of Life
Plenty Of Butter But I Don't Have A Knife
Sure Beats The Hell Outta Waiting For A Ticket To Rino

[Chris:] Watching TV Makes Me Really Upset
I Wonder Why I Havent Been On It Yet
I'm Silly Waiting For A Part In A Tarrantino

[Ben:] (Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh) No, No, No, No
I'm Not A Saver I'm A Spender (Oh, Oh, Oh, Oh-oh)
I'm A 1 Weekender

[All:] What Can We Do When Our 2 Worlds C**ide?
[Paul:] There's Only 10 Ways To Survive All The Chances Of Knowing
[All:] After A Hard Day Of Work I Go Home
Y'know, I Dunno Where I'm Going, But I'm Ready To Go
I Made A Lotta Money, But Got Nothing To Show
And Now It's 2:59 And I'm Still Waiting For The Train To Go Home
[Paul:] Yeah, Yeah, I Said I Wanna Go Home

[All:] What Can We Do When Our 2 World C**ide? Oh...

[All:] After A Hard Day Of Work I Go Home
I Dunno Where I'm Going, But I'm Ready To Go
[Paul:] I Said I
[All:] Made A Lotta Money, But Got Nothing To Show
[Paul:] And Now It's
[All:] 2:59 And I'm Still Waiting For The Train To Go Home
[Paul:] Yeah, I'm Waiting For The Train To Go Home