[Royce] What? Uhh..


[Em] The Bad..


[Royce] Yeah..


[Em] The Evil..


[Royce] Right, Yo


[Em] Put Em Together





Chorus: Royce The 5-9, Eminem





[Royce] Yo If It Wasn't For Your Whip, I'd Have Nothin To Strip


[Em] If It Wasn't For A Wrist, I'd Have Nothin To Slit


If It Wasn't For The Shrooms, I'd Have Nothin To Chew


[Royce] Yo..


[both] I'm Just Fuckin With You, Cause I Got Nothin To Do





[Eminem]


I Am Bored!!!!!


I Came In The Diner With Skateboarders, And Placed Orders


Ate Hors D'oeuvres, And Hit The Waiter With Plate Warmers *crash Sound*


Let You Inhale The Glock Smell, While I'm Rippin Your Wallet Off


And Slippin A Molotov In Your Cocktail (take That)


Burnin Your Contracts, Punch Your A&R In The Face *punch Sound*


Smash His Glasses And Turn Em To Contacts


I'm On Some Shook Shit, If It's Missin I Took It (whoops!)


Nurse Look At This Straightjacket, It's Crooked!


I Go To Jail And Murder You From A Cell


Put A Knife In An Envelope And Have You Stabbed In The Mail (FedEx)


So How Do You Describe Someone, With A Decapitated Head


When The Rest Of His Body's Still Alive RUNNIN?





[Royce]


Comin With Five Gunmen, Waitin To Do A Drive-by


So When You See The Black 500 (what?) Hide From It


For Every Hundred MC's Rhymin About Birds


Only About Two-thirds'd Really Set It Without Words


Yo You Ain't A Thug, I Can Make You Bitch Up


Pick The Fifth Up, Cock, Spit, You Would Swear It's Rainin Slugs (what?)


I'm The Hottest Shit In The Industry (uh)


I Got Every Thug On The Block That Get A Wind Of Me Defendin Me


You Lack Class And Respect, Get A Direct Backblast


The Bad And Evil Mad Rap, I Cover The Bad Half


You Know How A Thug In This Shit'll End Up


Spit A Round, Lift Your Chin Up, You Get Hit, Ten Down And Ten Up (what?)


I Take It If You Run Your Mouth, Then You Wanna Get Sent Up


Heat It Up, You Be Leakin Blood And Spittin Phlegm Up


Now We Rivals, Cause Of A Small Name Or Title


You Stepped, Got Devoured And Le