New Power Generation

Is This Paisley Park?

No, This Is Not That Record Company

This Is N.P.G. Records

Are U Conducting A Talent Search?

Yes, That's True

We Are Conducting A Worldwide Talent Search

What Are U Looking 4?

What Are We Looking 4?

Yes

Well, First And Foremost, U Have 2 Get Free

Free?

U Know, When It Comes Time 2 Download Your Work Into Your Fans' Computers

U Can't Have Any Other Contractual Obligations

Ahh

Second Of All, U Have 2 Get Smart

Wait A Minute

The More Substantial Your Education, The More Substantial Your Income In

The New City

Really?

And Thirdly And Above All

What?

In The Face Of All Adversity, U Must Be Able 2 ...