Don't Bother Me With Your Customs Cards

I Got Nothing From Abroad

No Romance, No Precious Stones

No Sexy Stories To Take Home



I Went To Cairo

I Went To Spain

I Swam Across The Magellan Strait

I Looked For Love

And All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt



I've Got Nothing To Declare

Except My Loneliness

I've Got Nothing To Declare

N-O-T-H-I-N-G

Nothing Of Value Here



Do Your Strip Search, Call Your Dogs

Spread My Legs Against The Wall

Search My Bags, Check My Soul

My Total Value Is Zero



I Went To Tokyo

I Went To Spain

I Walked Across The African Plains

I Looked For Love

And All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt



I've Got Nothing To Declare

Except My Loneliness

I've Got Nothing To Declare

N-O-T-H-I-N-G

No Fruit, No Plants, No Animals

No Currency, No Thing Commercial

I've Got Nothing To Declare

Nothing Of Value Here



I'm A Failed Explorer With Empty Hands

A Don Quixote With Jet Lag



I've Got Nothing To Declare

Except My Love Not Used

I've Got Nothing To Declare

N-O-T-H-I-N-G

No Fruit, No Plants, No Animals

No Currency, No Thing Commercial

I've Got Nothing To Declare

Nothing Of Value Here