Jolly Ollie Was A Stool Pigeon


On The Payroll Of The F.B.I.


Reverend Jim Sold Instant Religion


With A License From The Man In The Sky


Billy The Kid Was A Gunslinger


Edgar Wallace Was A Dead Ringer


Me I'm Just A Rock 'n' Roll Singer





Keyhole John Was A Bird Watcher


Had A Telephoto Lens In Each Eye


Jack The Ripper Was A Cool Stalker


But His Birds No Longer Fly


James Joyce Was A Mudslinger


Jesus Christ Was A Forgiver


Me I'm Just A Rock 'n' Roll Singer





I'm Not Fakin It


Foolin Myself That I'm Makin It


I'm Not Fakin It





Tricky Dicky Was A Fast Talker


But His Promises Were Always A Lie


Nostradamus Was A Doom Watcher


Predicted When We're Gonna Die


Cleopatra Was A Love Giver


Jesse James Was A Born Killer


Me I'm Just A Rock 'n' Roll Singer





I'm Not Fakin It


Foolin Myself That I'm Makin It


I'm Not Fakin It