I Am Not A Pretty Girl,

That Is Not What I Do.

I Ain't No Damsel In Distress,

And I Don't Need To Be Rescued.

So, So Put Me Down Punk.

Wouldn't You Prefer A Maiden Fair?

Isn't There A Kitten Stuck Up A Tree Somewhere?

I Am Not An Angry Girl,

But It Seems Like I've Got Everyone Fooled.

Every Time I Say Something They Find Hard To Hear,

They Chalk It Up To My Anger,

And Never To Their Own Fear.

Imagine You're A Girl,

Just Trying To Finally Come Clean,

Knowing Full Well They'd Prefer You Were Dirty...

And Smiling.

And I Am Sorry,

But I Am Not A Maiden Fair,

And I Am Not A Kitten, Stuck Up A Tree Somewhere.

Generally My Generation

Would Never Be Caught Dead Working For The Man.

And Generally I Agree With Them,

Trouble Is You Got To Find Yourself An Alternate Plan.

And I Have Earned My Disallusionment,

I Have Been Working

All Of My Life.

And I Am A Patriot.

I Have Been Fighting The Good Fight.

And What If There Are No Damsels In Distress?

What If I Knew That, And I Called Your Bluff?

Don't You Think Every Kitten

Figures Out How To Get Down,

Whether Or Not You Ever Show Up?

I Am Not A Pretty Girl.

Don't Really Want To Be A Pretty Girl.