The Freakiest Show I Know
Is The Show Of My Own
Living My Life In And Out
Of The Twilight Zone

Bust My Britches
Bless My Soul
I'm A Freak Of Nature
Walking Totem Pole
Look And See I Think You'll Agree
Nobody Weird Like Me

Intercourse With A Porpoise
Is A Dream For Me
Hell Bent On Inventing
A New Species

Bust My Britches
Bless My Soul
I'm A Freak Of Nature
Walking Totem Pole
Look And See I Think You'll Agree
Nobody Weird Like Me

Riding Down The Path
On The Back Of A Giraffe
Me And The Giraffe Laughed
Cause I Passed Some Gas

Bust My Britches
Bless My Soul
I'm A Freak Of Nature
Walking Totem Pole
Look And See I Think You'll Agree
Nobody Weird Like Me

Enchanted As A Rabbit
That My Life Is A Dream
Well Everything Is Never
Just As It Seems

The Freakiest Show I Know
Is The Show Of My Own
Living My Life In And Out
Of The Twilight Zone