Did You Really Just Spend Money On Me?
Did You Really Just Pay For This CD?
I Thought That No One Liked Me, It Doesn't Make Sense
Am I Really Worth Nine Dollars And Ninety-nine Cents?
I Can't Help If They Like It, What Can I Do?
Stupid People Like You Help Me Buy My Food
I Can't Help If They Hate It, What Do I Know?
Throw My Albums Out Your Window

1, 2, 3, 4: Watch Me Try To Count Some More
6, 9, 2, 8: Aren't Numbers Really Great?
4, 3, 2, 1: This Stupid Thing Has Just Begun
9, 1, 5, 6: This Mohawk Thing's A Stupid Trick

Chorus
I Can't Help It, You Don't Like It, Oh, No Refunds
You Don't Want It, I Don't Want It So, No Refunds
I Can't Help It, You Don't Like It, Oh, No Refunds
You Don't Want It, I Don't Want It So, No Refunds

This Is So Wrong, I Need A Job
Pray For My Mom, This Band's A Bomb

Chorus

No Refunds (x4)