Is This The In Place To Be?
What Am I Doing Here?
Watching The Girls Go By
Spending Money On...


Sleep All Day
It's The Only Way
I'm A Parasite
I Creep About At Night

Night Club, Is This The In Place To Be?
Night Club, What Am I Doing Here?
Night Club, Watching The Girls Go By
Spending Money On...


Hey, Hey, I Don't Work
'Cause I Don't Have To
I Don't Have To Work
There's No, No Work To Do

Night Club, I'm A Member Of The Night Club
Night Club, A Fully Paid Up Member Of The Night Club


So I Can't Dance In A Club Like This
All The Girls Are Sluts
And The Beer Tastes Just Like Piss


I'm A Parasite
I Creep About At Night.
I'm A Member Of The Night Club
A Fully Paid Up Member Of The Night Club

Night Club, Is This The In Place To Be?
Night Club, What Am I Doing Here?
Night Club, Watching The Girls Go By
Spending Money On Beer