He Butterfly Sailed On The Breeze

Past A Field Of Barbed Wire Trees

Where Golden Dragons Chased Around

Pampered Poppies On The Ground

Two Silver Trout Sat Way On High

And Watched A Royal Samurai

Plant Two Black Orchids In A Box

And Strap It To A Laughing Fox

A Minstrel Bought A Crooked Spoon

He Gave It To A Blue Baboon

Who Filled It Full Of Virgin Snow

And Watched It In The Afterglow



Fat Toad Stood In His Ballet Shoes

Teaching Sixteen Kangaroos

How To Skip Across A Lake

They Found It Hard To Stay Awake

A Pharaoh Played A Merry Tune

And Watched Nine Cats Dance On The Moon

I Didn't Know What All This Meant

I Didn't Know Why I'd Been Sent.



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I Threw 5 Clocks Down On My Bed

The Chimes Danced Out On Golden Threads

And Turned To Footprints On My Wall

Sequined Tears Began To Fall