Nancy Got A Haircut, She Looks Really Nice Now
Walkin′ With A Light Strut, Drawin' All The Eyes, How Nice
Oh, How NiceNancy′s Got A New Dude, Pullin' All The Fellas
Girls Are Doin' Voodoo, ′cause They′re Getting Jealous
My, It Must Be Nice
To Be Nancy

But Nobody Knows What It's Like To Be
Scrutinized Like You′re On TV
Nobody Knows What It's Like
To Be Nancy

Nancy′s Got A Hard Life, Winnin' Isn′t Easy
Even If It's Part-time, Even When It's Sleazy
I Think I Would Die
If I Were Like Nancy, Had To Do What She Does
Dressin′ Up All Fancy, Fightin′ Off Her Freedom
I Think I Would Die
I Wouldn't Wanna Be Nancy

But Nobody Knows What It′s Like To Be
Scrutinized Like You're On TV
Nobody Knows What It′s Like
To Be Nancy

Oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh, Oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh-ooh

But Nobody Knows What It's Like To Be
Scrutinized Like You′re On TV
Nobody Knows What It's Like
To Be Nancy